caffeine is good; i shall not doze

it maketh me to stay awake during rush hour traffic
it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses

it restoreth my buzz
it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness
yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction

i will fear no Equal™
for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me

thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of my sleep
thou anointest my day with pep! my mug runneth over
surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life

and i will dwell in a starbucks
forever.